The Russiatown Opry Presents ROCKtober FestSaturday, Oct 05, 2013 1am
$8 / $50 Festival Pass
Imagine a desert replaced with snow in a land that is 120 degrees and no law, and The Moon is always flashing its bits to get you all oystered up and ready for love. That is Russiatown, and this is how the Russiatownians party.
The Cowmenare four brothers cousins and one sister cousin, all from the same Daddy and five different sisters. They have always known one thing and that one thing is that sweet Zombie Country Blues, a genre of music that has been created by their family tree. Imagine if Waylon Jennings had to play his way outta Hell. That is them, bordering on the line of The Undead and The Unreal. Whiskey, Gin, and Women welcome. Real credits include NYC Sketchfest 2009, 2010, and 2011 and NYC Funniest Songs Fest 2012. Featuring members of Murderfist and Cave Comedy Radio.
The Reformed Whoresare two women who used to live a life so nasty that it would of made Idi Amin cry. They were the feminine reverse of Wilt Chamberlin and Ghangis Kahn. These were the kind of girls that had a swing set installed in their living rooms, but then they found solace in each other, and decided to change their Whorin’ ways, and fight back through beautiful southern tunes. So hands off Fellas you missed your chance. (Don’t know how you could have possibly missed it though, it’s like growing up your whole life and not knowing what Christmas is.) Real Credits include too many things to list on this website, they just released their first album “Ladies Don’t Spit”, and just got off of tour with Les Claypool (Primus), about to embark on another The Reverend Horton Heat, also have played Comedy Festivals across this great land, but this is their first appearance at The Russiatown Opry.
The Bushwick Gospel Singersare regulars to the Russiatown Opry and understand more about the meaning of life than any other group of humans or sub-humans on this big hurling rock of monkey meat commonly called Earth. Often performing exclusively for the Illuminati, they are coming out to this show to perform for you, The Illuminati. You are now part of the Illuminati by the way. It’s that easy! Bushwick Gospel Singers are secretly black. Hallelujah! Hail Satan! They will change your life. Real Credits include regularly touring the North East, and they are currently recording their first album. Have opened for Jeffrey Lewis and Peter Stampfel formerly of The Fugs. Were Partying All Night! Put your Keys in The Fishbowl cause we’re getting to know each other! Rock and Roll will never die; it just sucked in the '90s.