Alan Khanukaev (pronunciation: just think “Alan” as in rhymes with “gallon”) is a writer, performer, and NYC townie. Alan has studied improv, sketch, and characters at The Upright Citizens Brigade. He has performed with the indie sketch team, Cheap Wigs. He has never seen E.T. nor does he plan to. Come see him monthly with the PIT sketch house team, Option 7, and he may just clue you in on a sandwich cookie far superior to Oreos. You can also find occasional nonsense on twitter and instagram @blamealan.