David Ebert is an actor, writer, comedian, and illustrator in New York. You may recognize him from numerous commercials including TD Bank, Campbells Soup, Burger King, Verizon, Wendy's, and more. Or maybe you recognize him from his rap video's like the smash hit "Hulk Hands". Or you may have seen him performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre with his Maude team "Alamo". Or maybe you recognize him because you went to school together and you're on this site because you're googling all of your old friends to see who got fat. Or maybe you don't recognize him at all. That's okay! He's happy to meet a new person! A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet! This has gotten off track. Oh jeez I'm really wasting your time. Okay, read this next part fast in your head. David Ebert was raised on a horse farm near Buffalo New York. He got his BFA in Acting from SUNY Fredonia. He's performed on TV shows like the Michael J Fox Show, Anderson Live! and Telemundo. He has a web series called "Shane and Dave" hosted on My Damn Channel, he's 6 ft tall, and he's not very good at writing bios.