Hello everybody! My name is Eitan Levine, and I'm a New York City based comedian/human theme park and writer, covering trending news with Elite Daily. I'm also currently an emsemble performer at The People's Improv Theater (PIT) on an improv house team and the Magnet Theater on a musical improv house team. I'm the creator and co-host of Who Won the Internet?, a weekly web show dealing with internet culture currently airing on PITtv. In 2013 I was one of 30 finalists in the running to live in the MLB FanCave in New York. Aside from that, I've written for the Emmy award-winning sports segment "5 For Fischler," Mashable, CollegeHumor, Jewlicious, Heavy.com, and BroBible. I was also once featured in The New York Times holding a sign that said "PALIN! CALL ME!" with my cell phone number underneath.
None of my favorite sports teams have won the championship since 1994.