Yo. Merry Christmas this is not a Christmas show. This show is stupid and really dumb. You can come if you want. The last time I put up this show it was freakin’ crazy, a man came out with salami for hands, we had a band, and people were like do it again and I was like nah dude, I don’t know. But now here we are. I don’t know how much this will cost, but I can probably comp you. And you can buy beers at the front desk for $13,000.00. Everything is possible. Belieb.
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