You’ve discovered the fountain of youth. Beware! Eternal life is more curse than blessing. See “Eternal Life: A Comedy Show and Vital Warning” and learn the perils of being hot forever and possessing limitless wealth. Only then may you drink from the cool, clean waters of immortality.
Featuring writers and actors from McSweeney’s, The PIT, and The Onion. You won’t want to miss out on the most important lesson of your life.
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