Two idiots in tights and capes burst out of a box to bring a night of charming and meaningless hilarity. Watch and marvel at their daring feats of strength, agility, and bravery. Muscles will be strained. Hearts will be broken. You’ll see smooching, pelvic thrusting, and some surprisingly beautiful dancing. But don’t come looking for something intelligent because you will face disappointment right in the nipples. They may look like adults, but we assure you these mustachioed clowns act entirely like children.
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