ADAM LEVINE LEFT MAROON 5! He knew he could never reach the poetic, innovative brilliance of “Moves Like Jagger” again, so he threw in the towel…

But don’t worry, because we– the other non-Adam Levine band members of Maroon 5– have a plan: MAROON 6!!

We knew we couldn’t find another Adam Levine, especially not this time of year, so we hired two new members to join the band! You know what they say, “Two unknown people are better than one very, very famous lead singer!”

Long story short, that plan quickly fell apart, but we already booked the venue, so we decided to try out our second passion behind music: long-form improv comedy

Come to the Pit on August 30th at 10PM to see the new and improved(?) Maroon 6 in their first ever improv show!

Zavior Phillips, Val Bodurtha, Greer Baxter, Andrea Popova, Milena Pross, and Priya Gandhi are… MAROON 6!