You are cordially invited by triplets Jared, Alex, and Twirlio Di Maggio to our yearly SUMMER BASH. We’re gonna have lots of typical kid fun! Swimming, pin the tail on the donkey, improv comedy, and discussions of our fleeting youth inevitable mortality etc.
RSVP on your favorite subreddit!
(The Di Maggio Triplets are actually Mollie Adolf, Justin Kosisky, and Andy Vega)
Instagram: @mollieadolf @justandcomedy
For additional information about this event please contact us at 212-563-7488 or send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.