Saturday 2/8 9:30 pm

Amid war, forced cannibalism, and exploitative cereal marketing schemes, Captain Crunch and his team of breakfast mascots have finally had enough. Having recently acquired a weapon of mass destruction (thanks to an inside source at Nestle), the mascots must decide how best to wield their newfound power. Will they come to a peaceful consensus or will the United States feel the wrath of their own breakfast?