“Omg wtf how did you get in here?? Get out you sickos, this is a private changing room!!! But I guess as long as you’re here, help me with these wardrobe changes and I’ll put on a little show for you. I’ll do some characters, I’ll tell some stories, share some secrets, and we’ll take a detour into clown town. Heck, we’ll even get to know each other while I’m changing. Wait now I’m so excited you’re here, please stay! And actually can you zip me up please?”
